ANTI-GENTLE PARENTING HOCKEY CREW NECK SWEATER

Hockey is loud. Hockey is fast. Hockey smells like a locker room and emotional damage.
This sweater is for the parents who know that gentle parenting doesn’t survive the third-period ref call.

If you’ve ever tried to whisper “use your words” over the sound of blades carving ice and a coach yelling from the bench… yeah. This sport isn’t built for calm breathing exercises and feelings circles.

Wear it to the rink, the tournament, or anywhere you need to signal that you love your kid deeply — but you will absolutely yell “SHOOT IT” without hesitation.